![]() ![]() In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. It included Team Fortress 2, a multiplayer experience matched only by competitive breast massage, and Portal, the earthly manifestation of Christ fucking hell, talk about overcompensation! Makes me wonder what Valve are going to do to make up for the considerably longer wait that it's been for Half-Life: Episode 3 they're either going to hand out hundred-dollar bills, or all line up on the roof of the studio and commit seppuku.Īnyway, Portal is the only game I've been unable to find a fault in it's like Ahab and Moby Dick, if Ahab regarded Moby Dick with asexual lust, and Moby Dick's owners once invited Ahab to come visit their ivory tower and flick cashew nuts at poor people. Early on in my overpaid sequence of lucky breaks that only the most bitterly sarcastic observer would call a career, I made a video about The Orange Box, a loose collection of game-like objects bundled together as a sort of apology for Half-Life: Episode 2 being about as timely as a long-term Middle East peace solution. ![]()
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